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Joke: The Three Rings Of Marriage

Posted in Halal & Islamic Funny Stuff, Marriage with tags , , , , , , , , on January 15, 2011 by TheAuthenticBase

The Three Rings Of Marriage:

1) The engagement RING
2) The wedding RING
3) The suffeRING

lol…

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Women Drivers

Posted in Brothers Base, Halal & Islamic Funny Stuff, Sisters Base with tags , , , , on December 11, 2010 by TheAuthenticBase

Women Drivers:

Warning: Contains music, so hit the mute button and enjoy the laugh…

lol.

No hard feelings in shaa Allaah…

‘Eed Mubaarak

Posted in Miscellaneous, Ramadhaan with tags , , , , , , , on September 10, 2010 by TheAuthenticBase

Assalaamu ‘alaykum,

Sorry, O visitors of my blog, for a late message, but I was busy with [enter excuse here] so I decided to send a personalised message just for my visitors here at [type blog name]. So don’t think I have forgotten about my brothers/sisters [delete where appropriate] on this blessed day.

I hope everyone had a happy [enter name of festival].

[Enter additional info here]

Wassalaamu ‘alaykum,

[Enter your name here]

How To Get That Perfect Wife

Posted in Brothers Base, Halal & Islamic Funny Stuff, Inspirational Stories, Marriage, Words Of Wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 26, 2010 by TheAuthenticBase

Khaalid Ibn Safwan saw a group in the masjid of Basrah, and he said, “What is this gathering?

He was told, “There is a woman who informs men about women who are available for marriage.

He went to her and said, “I want to marry a woman.

She said, “Describe her to me.

So he described her saying, “I want her to be a virgin who is wise like a married woman, or a married woman who is innocent like a virgin; she should be sweet when she is near, splendid when she is at a distance, she should have lived a life of luxury and then became afflicted with poverty – so she has the manners of the rich and the humility of the poor. When we gather wealth, we should be as the people of the world, and when we become poor, we should be as the people of the hereafter.

She said, “I know of such a woman for you.

He said, “And where is she?

She replied, “In Paradise! So work hard to achieve her!

[Taken from ‘Gems And Jewels’ p. 23]

Baby Laughing – Must Watch!

Posted in Halal & Islamic Funny Stuff, Miscellaneous with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 15, 2010 by TheAuthenticBase

Baby Laughing – Must Watch!

Lol, just for some fun:

You can watch the full video here (it’s about 3 mins in total)

Kid Impression Os Saalem Al-Amry!

Posted in Halal & Islamic Funny Stuff, Miscellaneous with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 4, 2010 by TheAuthenticBase

Kid Impression Os Saalem Al-Amry!

Amazing Answer By Ahmad Deedat, Why The Veil?

Posted in Halal & Islamic Funny Stuff, Killing The Fitna, Miscellaneous, Sisters Base, Words Of Wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 by TheAuthenticBase

Amazing Answer By Ahmad Deedat, Why The Veil?

*LOWER YOUR GAZE, AS THE QUESTIONER IS A WOMAN*